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Why Men are Happier than Women
their last name stays the same the garage is all theirs wedding plans take care of themselves chocolate is just another snack they can never be pregnant car mechanics tell them the truth the world is their urinal they never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky they don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt same work, more pay wrinkles add character people never stare at their chest when they're talking to them new shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet one mood all the time phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat they know stuff about tanks and engines a five-day vacation requires only one suitcase they can open their own jars they get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness their underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack two pairs of shoes are more than enough they never have strap problems in public they are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes everything on their face stays its original color the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades they only have to shave their face and neck they can play with toys all their life one wallet and one pair of shoes—one color for all seasons. they can wear shorts no matter how their legs look they can “do” their nails with a pocket knife they have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache they can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
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men are never depressed