Why Men are Happier than Women

• their last name stays the same
• the garage is all theirs
• wedding plans take care of themselves
• chocolate is just another snack
• they can never be pregnant
• car mechanics tell them the truth
• the world is their urinal
• they never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky
• they don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
• same work, more pay
• wrinkles add character
• people never stare at their chest when they're talking to them
• new shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet
• one mood all the time
• phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
• they know stuff about tanks and engines
• a five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
• they can open their own jars
• they get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
• their underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
• two pairs of shoes are more than enough
• they never have strap problems in public
• they are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes
• everything on their face stays its original color
• the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
• they only have to shave their face and neck
• they can play with toys all their life
• one wallet and one pair of shoes—one color for all seasons.
• they can wear shorts no matter how their legs look
• they can “do” their nails with a pocket knife
• they have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
• they can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

 

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