You Might Be an Innkeeper If . . .
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You might be an innkeeper if . . .

you're having a meal out and find yourself refilling coffee cups.
—former Virginia innkeeper Mary Lynn Tucker

You might be an innkeeper if . . .

your son calls and wants to bring his family home for the weekend and you ask, "which credit card would you like to use to reserve your room?"
—former Virginia innkeeper Mary Lynn Tucker

You might be an innkeeper if . . .

after an 18 hour day when you finally climb into bed and you find the covers turned down and chocolates on your pillow.
—former Virginia innkeeper Mary Lynn Tucker

You might be an innkeeper if . . .

when you drive down the interstate and see a sign reading "clean rest rooms ahead" you pull off, put on your rubber gloves, and go to work with your cleanser and scrub brush.
—former Virginia innkeeper Mary Lynn Tucker

You might be an innkeeper if . . .

your dinner regularly consists of leftover muffins, hors d'oeuvres, or egg strata.
—Janet Buck, Dr. Dodson House Bed & Breakfast, St. Michaels, MD

You might be an innkeeper if . . .

you've never been able to finish a meal, a trip to the bathroom, or lovemaking without answering the phone to take a reservation.
—Janet Buck, Dr. Dodson House Bed & Breakfast, St. Michaels, MD

You might be an innkeeper if . . .

you make all of your financial decisions based on how many room nights it equals
—Janet Buck, Dr. Dodson House Bed & Breakfast, St. Michaels, MD

You might be an innkeeper if . . .
you appear to be interested in a conversation no matter what the topic nor how many times you've heard it.
—Janet Buck, Dr. Dodson House Bed & Breakfast, St. Michaels, MD

You might be an innkeeper if . . .

your personal towels, bath mats, sheets and robes look surprisingly identical to those found in a top-notch Bed & Breakfast except for the fact that they are slightly worn, frayed and/or stained
—Janet Buck, Dr. Dodson House Bed & Breakfast, St. Michaels, MD

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